Insurance Claims

The following are copies of actual written statement collected form various auto insurance companies in Northern and Southern California. The drivers were instructed to give a brief statement on the particulars of the accident in their own words. <(*******************)> Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with …

American in England

An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York. They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey. It being New York, it isn’t long before the driver starts talking. Driver: You’re limeys, aren’t you? Man: Aye, we are Wife: What did he say? M: …

The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As …

A Problem in the Making

For those who have seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, this will make sense.  This was origonly published in the magazine InforWorld on 4 March 1985, Page 8. by Darryl Rubin, Contributing Editor. Enjoy! A PROBLEM IN THE MAKING “We’ve got a problem, HAL” “What kind of problem, Dave?” “A marketing …

Engineers

Having worked with the below listed people, I have to say that this little story is more accurate than not.  Enjoy! A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting in Switzerland. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly …