Q: What's grey on the inside and pink and white on the outside? A: An inside out elephant. Q: What is grey and not there. A: No elephants. Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirins. Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one? Q: Why do elephants wear small green hats? A: So they can sneak across snooker tables unobserved. Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle? A: He paints his chucks red and climbs up a cherry tree. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries. Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: four, two in the front, two in the back. Q: How do you get 8 (!) elephants in a fridge, with only enough room for two? A: Put four in a mini, four in another mini,put the two mini's in the fridg, as a fridge large enough to hold two elephants, surely can hold two mini's! Q: How do you get Tarzan in the fridge? A: open door, get two mini's out, put tarzan in, close door. Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge? A: you can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You cant, silly, there is only one Tarzan! Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle ? A: Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all. Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge? A: Depends on the number of elephants. Q. What has the Fifth elephant in a Mini discovered ? A. The sunshine roof. Q. What do you call two elephants on a bicycle ? A. Optimistic ! Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into the city ? A. Free Parking. Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into work ? A. Sole use of the lift. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub? A: It's bike is outside. Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub? A: There is a dent in the cross-bar. Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub? A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window. Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree? A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck. Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree? A: Stand it on a leaf and wait 'till autumn. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Bloody great holes all over Australia. Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkley? A: Because, if it was small round and white it would be an Aspirin. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Q: What's big, red and slimy? A: An inside-out elephant. Q: Why do elephants wear sandals? A: So that they don't sink in the sand. Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground? A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals. Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw 1,000 elephants coming over the hill? A: "Look, There's 1,000 elephants coming over the hill." Q: What did he say when he saw 1,000 elephants with sunglasses on, coming over A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them. Q: Why shouldn't you go into the woods at 5 o'clock? A: Because that is when the elephants do their parachute jumping. Q: What is a furry alligator? A: A bear that went into the woods at 5 o'clock. Q: Why don't elephants like penguins? A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are biscuits) Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow? A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard. Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard? A: No? Well, it must work so. Q: Why do elephants paint their nuts red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: How did Tarzan die? A: Yup, Picking cherries.