I Want a New Bug

To the tune of “I Want a New Drug” by Huey Lewis and the News

I want a new bug.
One I don’t have to fix.
One that wont make me crash my disks.
Or make me use menu picks

I want a new bug
One I don’t have to dread.
One that wont turn the cursor black
Or make my graph too red.

Chorus:
One that wont make me nervous
Wonderin’ what to do.
One that makes me feel
Like I feel when I’m all through.
When I’m all done and through.

I want a new bug.
One that wont kill.
One that wont thrash too much
Or end in a Nil.

I want a new bug.
One that wont go away.
One that wont keep me up all night.
One that wont make me work all day.

(Chorus)

I want a new bug.
One that wont show.
One that wont make it run too fast.
One that wont make it run too slow.

I want a new bug.
One with no doubt.
One that wont spin the disk too much
Or make me use break out.

(Chorus)

 

Author : Nelson Bishop <nelson@natinst.com>

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