To the tune of "Money" by Pink Floyd

UNIX, it's a gas; grab that VAX with both hands and make it crash.

UNIX, it's a hit; Don't give me that PC DOS Bullshit.

I'm into well benchmarked POSIX Open Systems I think I need a RISC chip.

UNIX, jmp back; I'm all niced now pop your frame off of my stack.

--- *UNIX is a trademark of AT&T Author : Jim Flanagan <This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.>