To the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles
"In the town where I was born, Lived a man, who played with 'C'. And he coded his whole life On a stack of Function Keys.
So we traced to his data schemes, Til we found a 'C' routine.. And we lived beneath the SAVES, In our yellow Sub-Routine...
Chorus: WE ALL live in A YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE, YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE, YELLOW SUB-ROUTINE .... (ETC)
When our friends are on the boards, Many MODEMS RETURN NEXT:FOR Then the BAUD RATE goes astray... (B-B-BEEP, BEEP BEEP B-B-BEEP..)
Chorus (IF YOU CAN STAND IT!)
As we live in Memories Every one of us Returns Linefeeds... CPU and 'C' Routine, In our yellow SUB-Routine...