Little PC

To the tune of “Little Deuce Coupe” by The Beach Boys

Well I’m not braggin’ boys so don’t put me down.
But I’ve got the fastest ROM boot in town.
When somethin’ comes up you know I don’t even try.
I just hit the return key an let her fly.
She’s my little PC, you don’t know what I’ve got.

Just a little PC with a monochrome.
But we tell the other guys take your Apples home.
She’s got a printer port and a network board
And an 8087 on the motherboard.

She’s my little PC, you don’t know what I’ve got.

She’s got an Alpha Byte card with a 232
And her memory sings like she’s cryin’ the blues.
And if that ain’t enough to make you flip your lid,
There’s one more thing; I’ve got a hard disk daddy.

When I bring her on line all I see is green,
Till I turn the brightness up and clear the screen.
I get bent out of shape and I start to fret,
When I have to boot again ’cause there’s no reset.

She’s my little PC, you don’t know what I’ve got.

Author : Nelson Bishop <nelson@natinst.com>

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