Unix Quandry

To the tune of “Dirty Laundry” by Don Henley I make my living off the Unix news, Just give me something that I can use. Users love it when they lose, They love Unix quandries. Well I could have been a hacker, But I wound up here. I just have …

UNIX

To the tune of “Money” by Pink Floyd UNIX, it’s a gas; grab that VAX with both hands and make it crash. UNIX, it’s a hit; Don’t give me that PC DOS Bullshit. I’m into well benchmarked POSIX Open Systems I think I need a RISC chip. UNIX, jmp back; …

The Disks of Unix

To the Tune of “Sounds of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel Hello comix my old friend. I’ve come to program you again. because a student softly creeping, guessed my password while I was sleeping. And the programs with just remnants in my brain, don’t remain, upon the disks… of UNIX. …