To the tune of Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Take me out to the main-frame,
take me out to the disk.
Give me my ‘scope and my solder gun,
I’ll find out why this damn thing won’t run.
For it’s test, test, test all those modules;
until they burst out in flame.
For it’s one, two, three shorts you’re out,
in the old main-frame.
by PMW & SG, from DEC archives