To the tune of “Money” by Pink Floyd

UNIX, it’s a gas;
grab that VAX with
both hands and
make it crash.

UNIX, it’s a hit;
Don’t give me that
PC DOS Bullshit.

I’m into well benchmarked
POSIX Open Systems
I think I need a RISC chip.

UNIX, jmp back;
I’m all niced now
pop your frame off of
my stack.

*UNIX is a trademark of AT&T

Author : Jim Flanagan <flanagan@grover.stat.washington.edu>

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