USMA Beast Form Letter 01 (alt2)

Date:

Time:

Dear ____________,

To make life easier on you, I am sending this pre-formatted letter. Just fill in the blanks or circle the correct answer or mark true or false, place in the enclosed envelope and mail.

Remember what I said about West Point the day before R-day? Well, 
a) I still feel that way.
b) My opinion has changed slightly.
c) WHAT IN THE HECK WAS I THINKING???

Remember how cool I thought the uniforms were? 
a) I still feel that way.
b) My opinion has changed slightly.
c) WHAT IN THE HECK WAS I THINKING???

Remember how physically fit I thought I was?
a) I still feel that way.
b) My opinion has changed slightly.
c) WHAT IN THE HECK WAS I THINKING???

Learning Knowledge has:
a) challenged me in a positive manner.
b) Is easy for me
c) Huh?

Getting up at O-dark-thirty has:
a) challenged me in a positive manner.
b) Is easy for me
c) Z Z Z Z z z z z

As soon as I can get it:
a) send candy
b) send cookies
c) send ____________
d) send anything and everything I can eat. Heck, I’ll eat the box …I’M HUNGRY!!

Marching has:
a) challenged me in a positive manner.
b) Is easy for me
c) Did you ever teach me my right from my left?

When I think of what my friends are doing this summer I:
a) think “who needs the beach when they could be here? I have lots of sun, lots of exercise, free food, life is good!”
b) think “I wish they were here!” <evil grin>
c) think “GET ME OUTTA HERE!”

These are the things I like best:
a) rack time
b) rack time
c) rack time
d) getting up early, P.T., getting corrected verbally for every move I make, eating meals in a mess hall, P.T., getting corrected again — push-ups, being blamed for making the cadre look bad — verbal correction and push-ups, cleaning my room, shining my shoes, shining my brass, cleaning everything…..being told it isn’t cleaned or shined correctly — “no excuse, Sir!”

This is almost like:
a) Summer camp
b) a horror movie 
c) a really badly made horror movie

Bye for now,

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